SARDAR JOKE

Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.
guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha ha ha ha.

One day a donkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away. Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field. Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..."

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha

SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi

SON   :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start

approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon

sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji

replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to

janwar hai, usko kya pata"